Friday, December 29, 2006

Jay-Z - Show Me What You Got

Lets Go Get Em Just!
Show me what you got lil mama
Show me what you got lil lady
Show me what you got shawty
Show me what you got baby
Hands up and wave (show em what you got)
and wave (show em what you got)
and wave (show em what you got)
and wave

Give the drummer some
I already gave the summer some
It’s the winter’s turn
Hovie Hov is the coldest
I’m just getting better with time
I’m like Opus…
One Young, no two alike like a snowflake
Ok, Show me what you got baby
Words is slurring engine purring
Mami frontin but I’m so determined
Shots of patron now she’s in a zone
I ain’t talking about the 2-3
Mami in the zone like the homie 2-3
Jordan or James
Makes no difference boo I’m ballin the same
I am the Mike Jordan of recording
You might want to fallback from recording
But you right it’s not important
So it forced him to go for the hype
For being brave and they applaud him
Well misery I will assure them
Aww baby just ignore them
Truth or dare mami listen and learn
I got a drop I just took off the top
It’s your turn


H.O.V.A.
Gold bottles of that ace of spade
Why even fool with these other guys? They all stingy
All these dudes know how to say is ‘gimmie’
Gimmie some ass, Gimmie some brain
Gimmie your number, gimmie your name
But if I get one night baby girl I swear
I’ll make you tell these other dudes gimmie got you here
I’ll take you shopping, take long trips
I’ll take the cork off, you can take sips
I’ll take you there, take my time
Take you clothes off, I’ll take off mine
Ma, show me what you got
Hovie in the spot tried to told you I was hot
Tell these other dudes it’s a wrap
Get the fuck out the thrown you clone
The King’s Back!
Yall got less than 2 months to get yall thing together.
Ladies and gentlemen the most incredible!H.O...Uh Huh..H.O....Uh Huh is back!
Justin Blaze and the Blazettes
Rocafella Records. Dynasty Continues. Yall Die?


*****

Let's make a hit song, Just Blaze, well respected producer
Show me how great you are, attractive young female (x4)
Then wave your hands in the air in a signaling fashion

Give positive attention to the DJ
I have already had a hit song this summer
Now I am attempting to have another hit song this winter
I, Jay-Z, am the best rapper
and I only improve my rap skills as time goes on
I, Jay-Z, have an entirely unique style
I am currently drunk, but am seeking a sexual partner
The young lady I am addressing seems
disinterested in my advances
but I am adamant in my desire to have sexual relations with her
Now that she has imbibed some ultra premium tequila,
she has become more receptive-
in the "zone" if you will
The zone is a sexual zone and does not refer
to the 2-3 zone defense popular in basketball
It is more akin to the power and skill of either
Michael Jordan or LeBron James
It does not matter which one as I am the
greatest rapper of all time all the same
My skill is so sharp that other rappers
would do well not to compete with me
Other rappers try to compete by staging rivalries with me,
but it is to no avail
The young lady I am talking to should take note
that I have a convertible
and I would like to invite her inside

My name is Jay-Z
I enjoy drinking Armand de Brignac champagne,
also known as "Ace of Spades"
Why would ladies entertain the company
of men other than me?
They are liberal with neither their money nor their attention
They are selfish and abrupt
They demand intercourse and oral sex in addition
to your name and phone number
One night together will cause you to tell all other men
that you prefer my exclusive company
I will buy you many gifts and allow you to travel with me
I will also buy you expensive champagne
Then we will engage in long lasting sexual relations
Again, I, Jay-Z, am the greatest rapper in the world
All rappers who have claimed to be the greatest rapper
should now relinquish their boast now that I have
begun recording again
In 2 months, my album, Kingdom Come, will be released
and will be superior to anything any
other rapper has recently recorded
Jay-Z, in case you have not previously heard, is
the greatest rapper in the world

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