Friday, December 29, 2006

Trick Daddy - Bet That

Sittin high, still ridin dem big whips
Still fly, still grindin, getting big checks
Still thuggin, still leanin to the baaack, you can bet that
You can bet that
I ride I shine, n* you can bet that
I smoke, I drank boy you can bet that
22's, 24's all we roll...I'm a dope rider fa' sho

Everyday me and my dog we wylin
7-Tre 7-5 dope ridin'
And we ain't trippin' on nothin', just vibin'
Big 9 with me 'cuz a fuck n* tried me
They already know, how I let him go
Kill his ass and make sho' at his funeral
How the hell a O.B. gon' try me?
I'm O.G. on and off TV, see
Middle fingers in the air, tell 'em fuck yall
Tryin to hate on my dawgs, hell fuck nah
Why you hatin on a n* like that
Why you tryin' to stab a n* in his back
I know some n* don't like this
But them n* is the reason I'm like this
Fuck n* done made me mad
I'm 'bout to snap 'n' put this K on his ass

I pull up Bentleys, lookin like they not annoyed
Trunk popped up lookin like a Tonka Toy
If you dont like it you know can get that Almond Joy (What?)
Deez nuts n*, wuddup Trick, I got ya boy
I'm clickin' over, lemme tell her I got another call
Ridin' wit my trunk popped up like I'm "Above The Law"
Tires wet and n* they still drippin' Armor-All
Tell me you gon' fall, and I ain't got to use the arm at all
Bet Daddy finna Trick 'em, finna flip the paper
Chamillinator, me and Trick we finna shred a hater
Tip the dinner waiter Trick 'em like we finna date her
Get off ya sleeves let 'em breathe like a ventilator
Hey, what can I say me and the King Of M.I.A
Finna, (Hey) finna touch ya n* and ya finna pay
Stay wit it hey you we aint finna play
Snatch ya off the wheels and you can watch ya rims spin away

In the club wit my dogs we wylin
'Two straight coup grey dome ridin
Look at cha boy go so many hoes
Look in his mouf he got so many gold
Im sippin and I'm goin'
Whole click, that's how we rollin'
Stay fly, stay right if ya didn't know
And that's everywhere that we go
All I wanna do is
Drive my Chevy through years
And let 'em sweat the candy paint
Aint it right?, ain't it tight?, ain't it nice?, yes
N* like, "Who painted that?"
Candy apple green, lookin mean anywhere
Tweety seat with the digital dash
And a swat just right in the ass
They wanna know what I got in here
I got shit when it hit betta run 'em up outta here
They ain't neva heard nuthin like that
And they ain't even turned the bass up yet
I love aggressive musicI smoke, I listen to it
I drank so much, sometimes I think I need to quit
but I can't do it


***

I am inebriated while driving a luxury car
I remain stylish and successful
You can be assured that I have not lost my hyper masculine edge
and have not given up pursuits of the streets
I still imbibe copious amounts of liquor and marijuana
and drive cars with 22" and 24" wheels

My friend and I act in a wild manner everyday
while driving cars manufactured in 1973 or 1975
I carry a 9mm firearm as some one made an attempt on my life
I shot him but nonetheless attended his funeral
It seems foolish for an unmasculine man to try to kill me
as I am not only a gangster with much credibility in my music
but in my real life as well.
I have nothing but disrespect for other men who try
to bring my friends and I down
It makes me so angry I might begin to shoot someone

I drive Bentleys which makes other men jealous
I respond that they can put their mouth on my testicles
I lie to the woman I am speaking with on the phone that I have another call
But in actuality I have weapons in my trunk
My wheels have been freshly coated with shine
I would prefer that you would deescalate the situation yourself
such that I don't have to shoot you
Trick Daddy and I, Chamillionaire, are planning to make a lot of money
and kill those that oppose us
We will promise our waitress that we will have a relationship with her
but really we will just have intercourse
Trick Daddy, the most popular rapper in Miami, and I
are planning to kill you while you are driving in your car

We act wildly in the nighclubs and drive classic cars
Which attracts many women to me as well as my
gold crowns on my teeth
All my friends have the same magnetism as i do
wherever we go
I would like to drive my classic Chevrolet
and let others admire its high gloss pastel paint job
and inquire as to where such a car came from
It has a top of the line interior and sound system
with speakers in the seats
I like to play hip hop with violent imagery while
smoking marijuana in my car
Sometimes my overindulgence makes me think I should
forswear alcohol, but I cannot

Jay-Z - Show Me What You Got

Lets Go Get Em Just!
Show me what you got lil mama
Show me what you got lil lady
Show me what you got shawty
Show me what you got baby
Hands up and wave (show em what you got)
and wave (show em what you got)
and wave (show em what you got)
and wave

Give the drummer some
I already gave the summer some
It’s the winter’s turn
Hovie Hov is the coldest
I’m just getting better with time
I’m like Opus…
One Young, no two alike like a snowflake
Ok, Show me what you got baby
Words is slurring engine purring
Mami frontin but I’m so determined
Shots of patron now she’s in a zone
I ain’t talking about the 2-3
Mami in the zone like the homie 2-3
Jordan or James
Makes no difference boo I’m ballin the same
I am the Mike Jordan of recording
You might want to fallback from recording
But you right it’s not important
So it forced him to go for the hype
For being brave and they applaud him
Well misery I will assure them
Aww baby just ignore them
Truth or dare mami listen and learn
I got a drop I just took off the top
It’s your turn


H.O.V.A.
Gold bottles of that ace of spade
Why even fool with these other guys? They all stingy
All these dudes know how to say is ‘gimmie’
Gimmie some ass, Gimmie some brain
Gimmie your number, gimmie your name
But if I get one night baby girl I swear
I’ll make you tell these other dudes gimmie got you here
I’ll take you shopping, take long trips
I’ll take the cork off, you can take sips
I’ll take you there, take my time
Take you clothes off, I’ll take off mine
Ma, show me what you got
Hovie in the spot tried to told you I was hot
Tell these other dudes it’s a wrap
Get the fuck out the thrown you clone
The King’s Back!
Yall got less than 2 months to get yall thing together.
Ladies and gentlemen the most incredible!H.O...Uh Huh..H.O....Uh Huh is back!
Justin Blaze and the Blazettes
Rocafella Records. Dynasty Continues. Yall Die?


*****

Let's make a hit song, Just Blaze, well respected producer
Show me how great you are, attractive young female (x4)
Then wave your hands in the air in a signaling fashion

Give positive attention to the DJ
I have already had a hit song this summer
Now I am attempting to have another hit song this winter
I, Jay-Z, am the best rapper
and I only improve my rap skills as time goes on
I, Jay-Z, have an entirely unique style
I am currently drunk, but am seeking a sexual partner
The young lady I am addressing seems
disinterested in my advances
but I am adamant in my desire to have sexual relations with her
Now that she has imbibed some ultra premium tequila,
she has become more receptive-
in the "zone" if you will
The zone is a sexual zone and does not refer
to the 2-3 zone defense popular in basketball
It is more akin to the power and skill of either
Michael Jordan or LeBron James
It does not matter which one as I am the
greatest rapper of all time all the same
My skill is so sharp that other rappers
would do well not to compete with me
Other rappers try to compete by staging rivalries with me,
but it is to no avail
The young lady I am talking to should take note
that I have a convertible
and I would like to invite her inside

My name is Jay-Z
I enjoy drinking Armand de Brignac champagne,
also known as "Ace of Spades"
Why would ladies entertain the company
of men other than me?
They are liberal with neither their money nor their attention
They are selfish and abrupt
They demand intercourse and oral sex in addition
to your name and phone number
One night together will cause you to tell all other men
that you prefer my exclusive company
I will buy you many gifts and allow you to travel with me
I will also buy you expensive champagne
Then we will engage in long lasting sexual relations
Again, I, Jay-Z, am the greatest rapper in the world
All rappers who have claimed to be the greatest rapper
should now relinquish their boast now that I have
begun recording again
In 2 months, my album, Kingdom Come, will be released
and will be superior to anything any
other rapper has recently recorded
Jay-Z, in case you have not previously heard, is
the greatest rapper in the world